09.24.09
just ask jeeves . . .
so today i go to ask.com – they ditched the british butler guy, or rather,
he left and got paid and is back on askjeeves.com all fancy schmancy and mr. charcoal gray business suit and such [who knew?]
this is certainly not my searcher of choice as i was rather insulted back in the day with the whole “just ask jeeves a question and you’ll find everything you ever wanted to know out” schtick, but the seven letter input into my address bar brought me there.
i start typing in “when . . .” because the question was asked in my office of when, exactly, mr jeeves [or was jeeves his first name?] and ask went their separate ways.
below are the 8 search suggestions that followed “when” [try it at home kids!]:
- when will the world end
- when does twilight come out on dvd
- when will i get my stimulus check
- when is the best time to get pregnant
- when is the world going to end
- when is my due date
- when do women ovulate
- when do i ovulate
“why” gives us:
- why is a four leaf clover lucky
- why is the sky blue
- why do men cheat
- why do dogs eat grass
- why are gas prices so high
- why is my computer so slow
- why did chris brown beat up rihanna
- why am i so tired
. . . america! fuck yeah?
