02.22.10

curling, eh

Posted in words at 11:54 pm by electricvishnu

curling might be the ultimate (sport or game?) to watch will socializing in a bar or small house-gathering setting:

  • the timing is just right.  it’s rhythm is complementary to that of usual bar / twelve-pack banter.
  • it has everyman appeal.  like bowling, it can be played while smoking tobacco and/or drinking cans of molson.    (and it doesn’t seem half as difficult as golf)
  • there’s a good amount of excitement (especially on the last rolls [or pushes? what do you call them exactly])  but not too much where you have to be on your feet and freaking out and on seats edge like the end of a wild football or basketball game.  -back to that timing thing-
  • there are four characters to each squad.  each fellow at the bar can choose his or her own winner, like bob from minnesota
  • rocks on ice.  with brooms!  need we say more!

i’m completely serious.  curling is great. and i’d like to play

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